Computers vs Automobiles

For those who feel the deepest affection for the way computers have enchanced our loves...

At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the automobile industry by stating,

"If the automobile had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25.00 cars that got 1,000 miles per gallon."

In response, Ford issued a press release stating,

"If Ford had developed technology the way Microsoft has, we would all be driving cars with the following characteristics,

1.  For no reason whatsoever, your car would crash - twice a day.

2.  Every time they repainted the lines on the roads, you would have to buy a new car.

3.  Occassionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason.  You would have to pull to the side of the road, close all the windows, shut off the car, restart it, and reopen the windows before you could continue.  For some reason you would simply accept this.

4.  Occassionally, executing a maneuver such as a left turn would cause your car to shut down and refuse to restart in which case you would have to reinstall the engine.

5.  Apple would make a car that was powered by the sun, was reliable, five time as fast and twice as easy to drive - but would run on only five percent of the roads.

6.  The oil, water temperature and alternator warning lights would all be replaced by a single 'This car has performed an illegal operation' warning light.

7.  The airbag system would ask 'Are you sure?' before deploying.

8.  Occassionally, for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door handle, turned the key and grabbed hold of the radio antenna.

9.  Every time a new car was introduced, car buyers would have to learn how to drive all over again because none of the controls would operate in the same manner as in the old car.

10. You'd have to press the 'Start' button in order to turn the engine off.

11. When all else fails, you could call 'customer service' in some foreign country and be instructed in some foreign language how to fix your car yourself.